St. Pat’s: A study in contrast

3/17/05 – At mid-day, asked by bar management to leave outdoor party area for losing balance in a Johnny on the Spot and stumbling backward still pissing, in full sight of children. (Legend has it. In one version of the story, I pee on a kid, he cries, and I tell him, “Yeah, life is tough.”)

3/17/11 – At mid-day, hanging out in the driveway, teaching my 2 year old how to steer her pink princess big wheel.