Three posts in the hole

January 15, 2011

EDITOR’S NOTE: Andrew is going out tonight to celebrate the birthdays of a pair of married friends. Each was born the same day in the same year, and after a decade together, they are still very much in love. Which pleases Andrew, who is used to the bad publicity he hears about married people his age who can’t seem to love each other and stay together past the first few years.

In fact, Andrew’s own wife Tiffany was very loving in her decision to allow him to stay out as late as he wants tonight. Her husband doesn’t drink anymore, true, so he won’t spend a bunch of money or do anything embarrassing or drive anywhere drunk. But, sobriety or no, arriving home at 5:30 in the morning has repercussions that continue through the next day. This is why Married Sober Andrew doesn’t hardly ever stay out that late. Also, because his wife would hurt him if he did. She’s scary when she’s pissed.

The end result of all this is, on Monday — when Andrew returns to the blog he pledged to post daily to — he finds himself three posts in the hole. He’s working hard now to catch up to the present, and in the meantime, Andrew recommends you check out We’re Not Funny, the comedy website he writes and edits with many of the friends he partied with on Saturday night. The humor is of the adult variety, so be thee warned.

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